chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie

I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so

by breadbaker69xd July 6, 2021

Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie

The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.

"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"

by Japetto's Workshop December 9, 2008

Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie

A vile sexual act where you take a dump on the floor and smear your buttocks on the steaming pile of fecal matter before sitting on your partner's face.

"Fefe, I gave the Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie to that girl from district the other day."

by Poon Assassin01 April 8, 2022

Chocolate Cream Pie

Jerking off in the bathroom while taking a shit

I just had a nice chocolate cream pie in the bathroom.

by chrisdoubleu November 11, 2011

Chocolate Cream Pie

When a male defecates on a females face and then ejaculates on top of it!

Shannon wanted dessert, so Freddy gave her a juicy chocolate cream pie.

by WoBbLeZ n SaM <3 May 17, 2009

chocolate cream pie

during sex, the man will have a mouthfull of chocolate milk in his mouth but doesnt swallow it. he then blows the chocolate milk up the girls ass. (this is all done after having anal sex and cummung in her ass) the girl will then hold the chocolate milk in her ass for exactly 5 minutes, then shit it into a glass, (it will be a chocoltate milk, shit, cum mixture) then you both partake in drinking it.

john-last night i gave my gf a chocolate cream pie, she had mad cramps after that.

joe-did it at least taste good?

john-not realy, but it sure was hot

by frog-man-thing August 6, 2009

Chocolate Creampies

When your girl shits on your dick and then you fuck her in the pussy and cum inside of her, then she scoops it out and eats it.

Omg, he was such a romantic! The way he gave me those sexy chocolate creampies

by Neo_SunWuKong January 17, 2017