chocolate cake

An orgasm, ala the Matrix Reloaded.

We went at it all morning, but I didn't get any chocolate cake!

by anonymous January 15, 2004

chocolate cake

The act of taking a crap into a womans mouth and further jizzing on it creating a frosted chocolate cake.

Gill: Christina ate my whole chocolate cake last night!
Jared: My mom gave me a chocolate cake...

by ThePinkTaco and Cruncheezy June 22, 2006

Chocolate cake

A male cums on his partners face, then drop kicks her in the face multiple times untill she has black and blue marks on her face making it look like chocolate cake with white icing

I dont think my girlfriend likes it when i do the chocolate cake sex move on her.

by neeee January 14, 2010

Chocolate cake

When your dick get destroyed by a black women's puss

Last night I got a chocolate cake

by Isiocvv November 13, 2018

Icing the chocolate cake

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.

The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.

by DuffRD September 29, 2010

Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.

John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.

by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012

Frosted Chocolate Cake

When you do anal with someone, they shit afterwords, and you ejaculate onto the pile of shit

I know she’s the one- she let me do anal and make a frosted chocolate cake after

by Frosted Chocolate Cake lover69 November 5, 2022