A little bitch, with a temper problem. He looks like a school shooter, and enjoys rubbing grape jelly on his toes.
by Castor Gucci October 11, 2017
A little kid with the most kind heart. He can get on your nerves, but he still loves to have fun. Even though he's a little Fortnite addicted you will always have fun with him.
by Castors cousin. June 13, 2019
Mike: Hey man, my smegma smells HORRID!
Adam: You dun gone caught yerself a case'a the ol castor oil plant cock i tell you what
Adam: You dun gone caught yerself a case'a the ol castor oil plant cock i tell you what
by your name is NOT being used by April 14, 2010
A not-ready-for-prime-time legal duo who damages the client more than they help. Also known to read poems to the jurists of a trial.
Why the hell did I hire a Castor and Schoen!? They make Giuliani look like a legal eagle. Should have went with the public def. Ughf!
by Sparktorious D.O.G. February 10, 2021
A bougie person who is technically intelligent. They are somehow cold-hearted, sarcastic, and nice at the same time. They also will likely play a fancy instrument such as the flute or ukulele. They are also an excellent special brownie baker.
by Xanyr97 March 01, 2018