Carpetbomb

When a Male or female farts while sitting on a woman's lap.

(Young boy sits on his mother's lap)
*boy farts*
Mother: Excuse me, but did you just carpetbomb me?
Boy: Yes I did, mother.

by JohnnoIsAwesome February 21, 2019

arizona carpet bomber

when having sex and you are about to orgasm, you have your partner lie on the ground face down and spread your arms as you "fly" over your partner, while you cum on their back

dude, last night was awesome. i arizona carpet bombered this chick!!!

by JELLO BOMB November 21, 2011

carpetboomering

Shitting inside a rolled up carpet and sealing the ends, filling it over several weeks before it explodes.

Dude, Alex G. got caught when he went carpetboomering.

by grr gon February 6, 2020