by Joe Sherrock November 11, 2007
Captain crunch is a snacc.
by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 1, 2018
Incompetent and/or oblivious moron of a driver who is prone to crashing vehicles into walls, backing into cement traffic-barriers, taking out road-signs, knocking over lamp-posts, denting other parked cars, flattening potted plants, squashing trash-cans, etc.
"Helpful" neighborhood kid: Want me to move your car for you"
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
by QuacksO September 23, 2011
Holy shit - Captain Crunch just crunched out a log on the side of Highway 401. I hope it rains soon to wash away the lettuce flakes.
by agoblin November 9, 2017
when a man is honored with oral pleasure by a female and right before the mans climax the female uppercuts her fist into his ballsack creating the best and worst feeling at the exact same time.
by blue bowlingballs October 9, 2008
by engfavoritepeps October 9, 2012
A tasty whisky and milk cocktail, usually consisting of 1 finger of whisky (the cheap stuff from the supermarket will do) and a half pint of cold milk.
by lordosmo January 9, 2012