Captain Crunch

Bland; utterly unremarkable; as exciting as eating a bowl of captain crunch

"how was the party?"
"eh, it was pretty captain crunch"

by Joe Sherrock December 5, 2007

Captain Crunch

Incompetent and/or oblivious moron of a driver who is prone to crashing vehicles into walls, backing into cement traffic-barriers, taking out road-signs, knocking over lamp-posts, denting other parked cars, flattening potted plants, squashing trash-cans, etc.

"Helpful" neighborhood kid: Want me to move your car for you"
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!

by QuacksO September 23, 2011

Captain Crunch

He is a gay dumb ass captain that loves to crunch. Also a cereal name

Captain crunch is a snacc.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 1, 2018

Captain Crunch

A greasy individual who will shit in public with authority.

Holy shit - Captain Crunch just crunched out a log on the side of Highway 401. I hope it rains soon to wash away the lettuce flakes.

by agoblin November 9, 2017

Captain Crunch

Jizz in a beard that turns crunchy.

Matt loves to give Del a Captain Crunch.

I hate waking up with Captain Crunch in my beard.

by engfavoritepeps October 9, 2012

Captain Crunch

A tasty whisky and milk cocktail, usually consisting of 1 finger of whisky (the cheap stuff from the supermarket will do) and a half pint of cold milk.

Damn, that was some good Captain Crunch!

by lordosmo January 9, 2012

captain crunch

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.

I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!

by Hugh G Rection May 13, 2005