Captain Crunch 

1) a corn and oat breakfast cereal invented in 1963 and sold by Quaker Oats. While being delicious, Captain Crunch has been well known for producing minor lacerations to the upper roof of the mouth. Also known as Cap'n Crunch.

2) A popular name for LSD in the 1960s. It was called this because acid was commonly sold on sugar cubes and Captain Crunch cereal in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

1) For breakfast, we ate the delicious Captain Crunch cereal.

2) We took some Captain Crunch and went on a crazy psychedelic trip.

Captain Crunch by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015

captain crunch 

A severely disturbed man with a white mustache and one freaky looking hat who pastes pictures of his head on pictures of buff men to make him feel sexy.

Capt Crunch is a captain crunch.

captain crunch by Bill-E Joel June 30, 2004

Captain crunch 

Is a flirtatious word that is for sure going to get the love of your life. Can also be used a sex symbol. The word just flows off the tongue so smoothly. It's a good cereal to share with your loved one to get into that spicy mood. Just say captain crunch and you automatically get her wet. Mostly for the strong dominant males to use to show that they are dominant and not a small spoon.

Grason: oh shit that girl be looking juicy
Henry: go get her man!
Grason: wait but how brother?
Henry: just go up to her with a worm on the string and say Captain crunch
Grason: ight *does it and finds the love of his life*
*they got married instantly *

Captain crunch by Scumyscummyboi October 17, 2019

Captain Crunch 

When a man leaves a cum moustache on a woman's upper lip.

I gave Frank's mother a captain crunch.

Captain Crunch by harry balzcak September 9, 2009

captain Crunch  

when you stick cereal in the girl's pussy, then the guy fucks her and cums in her, finishing it off with 'the milk', then eats it all

he ate the whole bowl of life cereal right before my eyes! dam that was a good captain Crunch

captain Crunch by Adonay October 3, 2007

Captain Crunch 

Perhaps the greatest creation mankind has ever achieved, alongside sliced bread. A fruity cereal with a absolute savage, badass captain on the cover of the box. Consumers usually eat Captain Crunch with milk, although more die-hard fans will tend to eat right out of the box. Legend has it that if you eat a whole box of Captain Crunch alone in a dark room, the Captain himself will visit you in your dreams that night.

"I'm starting my morning off with some sweet-ass Captain Crunch, to maximize the awesome in my day"

Captain Crunch by I ran out of good name ideas December 17, 2014

Captain Crunch 

A title to give someone who injured you accidentally or intentionally, causing broken bones or torn tissue.

Some one who destroys property.

We started off just trowing tomahawks into the dartboard for fun when captain crunch here decided to smash my new TV

Captain Crunch by withinthecube December 27, 2012