canadian bacon

forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close

I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon

by dev0 June 1, 2004

Canadian bacon

Hard as a Motherfucker

aka H.A.M.

Kanye: where u wanna eat jigga?
Jay-Z: waffle house. we goin canadian bacon.

by Soo Doh Nim June 9, 2011

Canadian Bacon

The best fucking thing ever

Me:I FUCKING <3 CB(CANADIAN BACON)

by SDI Clover April 15, 2010

canadian bacon

same thing as regular bacon, just made in those fresh smelling canadian factories!

Here at Uncle Jimmy's Canadian Bacon Farm we dip our meat in a pot of air fresheners, cellulite, and THC to preserve our great Uncle Jimmy taste.

by Big Daddy A May 19, 2009

Canadian Bacon

When your in the 69 position and the bitch shits on ur face

Bro i was so not expecting that Canadian Bacon but i took it like a champ.

by Dave Star March 1, 2003

canadian bacon

When one inserts their penis into a foreman grill, (the small grills that close like waffle maker) fries it until it resembles canadian bacon, and forces someone into eating it.

Rob: Dude i heard Bob gave Samantha canadian bacon!

Tyler: Man that's nasty why would someone do that to themselves?

by wordswemakewhenskating July 29, 2011

Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Sugar Daddy

Aye, check out the Canadian Bacon and BWAC hangin' out with those blazing sewage falcons.

by Swollen Ostrich August 16, 2003