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Hando Calrissian

Yeah, so that bitch I hung out with last night was boring as hell. At least I got a Hando Calrissian before I got outta there.
by phishpac2 February 22, 2010
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Rando Calrissian

Noun

Origin: A play on words taken from the root, Lando Calrissian, a beloved fictional Star Wars character.

An extension of the term rando, often used to emphasize the randomness of the encounter.
Contrary to popular belief, color of skin is not a determining factor when deciding if someone is indeed a Rando Calrissian.
I came home to a bunch of Rando Calrissians in my apartment.

I don't know who she made out with last night, he was a total Rando Calrissian.

Remember when I got lost and made friends with all those Rando Calrissians?
by John Cents June 20, 2011
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Lando Calrissian

Verb. A sex act involving one conniving bastard (the male) and one dumb bitch (the dumb bitch).

1. Get a girl to your room, start fucking her.

2. In the middle of it, call her dad with her cellphone.

3. Leave after you have FUCKED her.
Dude, I totally Lando Calrissianned Marissa the other day. Her dad was PISSED.
by Clinton Russel November 26, 2011
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Rando Calrissian

A play-on-words of the famous Star Wars character Lando Calrissian. When one wakes up to find a random black guy in their bed.

Random black guy who shows up to your party.
I drank too much, blacked out and woke up with a Rando Calrissian in my bed.

-What are you doing tonight?
-Probably partying and being some girl's Rando Calrissian.
-Shit yeah

Who invited the Rando Calrissian?
by Algo-rhythm February 24, 2011
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Lando Calrissian

Are we going to smoke the Lando Calrissian tonight?
by HalfwayJames May 19, 2005
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Lando Calrissian

One of only black characters on Star Wars. Gambles too much with Han Solo. Was forced to have Darth Vader take his beloved Cloud City. He is not as smart as the other African American character, Mace Windu.
Luke:"Haven't I heard of your race before? You aren't a desent from Afro Jedi Mace Windu are you?"

Lando: "I?"

Han Solo:"Luke shut up your ruining the episode!"
by phantom5 June 1, 2005
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Land Butt Calrissian

A girl with an ass or butt so big you can land the Millennium Falcon on it
-yo look at that girl she has a fatty
Who Land Butt Calrissian?
-um yes lol
by Foolish Dreamer June 8, 2018
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