CallMeCarson

The only man to Reject the thicc queen Mia Malkova

Guy 1: Man, I love Mia Malkova, what man would reject that
Guy 2: oh, CallMeCarson
Guy 1: Who?
Guy 2: The Only man to Reject her
Guy 1: Hes probably Gay
Guy 2: Nah man, he straight as the word, he just prefers them thicc anime thighs

by The True Coffee Cat January 25, 2020

CallMeCarson

The man who invented the "wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now" joke.

CallMeCarson: Wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now.

by Squidward™®© May 8, 2020

callmeponk

Callmeponk is literally the most coolest person you can ever meet, they are so famous as well

1-OMG have you seen callmeponk‘s newest TikTok

2-no I haven’t and who is callmeponk
1- callmeponk is the most beautiful/handsome person on earth and they are so wonderful and famous

by Wqtchs August 24, 2021

Callmecarson

Sexy booty bitch

Guy A :do you know Callmecarson?
Guy B:Yeah, he's a sexy booty bitch.

by Callmecarson. twitch. tv February 6, 2022

Callmecarson

The most unfunny zoomer humor person to exist on the face of this planet. Tries to be awkward to be funny but fails so badly that any person with a brain will just stare blanked face, as he tries to do more unfunny shit. You must disconnect your brainstem to laugh at any of his jokes.

Exp:1
Callmecarson: /Stands in front of tv and does some cringey ass shit/
Me: :/
Exp 2:

13 year old: Did you watch that Callmecarson video he uploaded? Uh oh stinky haha poopy! Stinky! HaHA!

Normal Person: Come on dude really? What the fuck is wrong with you man Jesus.

by SnappyQuick January 25, 2020

CallMeCameron

a bitch who actively cums inside of goats in order to make what he calls "Cameron's Cum Cheese".

CallMeCameron has a bad obsession with "Cameron's Cum Cheese".

by Cheese Churner August 7, 2020

CallMeCarson

Want to play 8 ball?

want to play 8 ball? said callmecarson

by kateisstinky April 18, 2020