brown cardigan

when a girl sits on a guy's shoulders, facing the guy, and shits on his chest as he eats her out

I had to take a shower after that chick gave me a brown cardigan

by wumpas69 December 5, 2009

ass cardigan

Similar to ass hat but with the cranium and large part of the upper torso shoved up in there too

Barry is an ass hat but Gary is an ass cardigan.

by mjcheez September 27, 2019

Cardinal Cardigan

Perfected in Ireland, A sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except with a redhead.

"My boyfriend Henry O'Malligan ruined St. Patrick's Day by giving me a Cardinal Cardigan."

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009

jesus christ in a cardigan sweater

a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.

Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"

Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"

by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006

claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover

The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.

by jamie_ledge December 10, 2008

yellow cardigan

For the very first time, there I see
Someone with the same pains as me
Having done this time and time again
She wore a yellow cardigan.

A: you heard my R?

B: Having done this time and time again, She wore a yellow cardigan

C: cool

by sleepyvx September 24, 2021

wool cardigan

This is the most dangerous, germ infested, garment of a hipster's attire. Touching one of these gives you a serious chance of suffering from hipsterpes, especially if found in a thrift store (crack house for hipsters). In fact, the virus responsible for hipsterpes originated from the hipstersheep, who were bred for their organic wool. Do not be tempted by the nice colors or artistic scenery woven into the fabric, this is a mere tactic to make you want to approach the said cardigan, therefore increasing you risk of contracting hipsterpes.

Actual inscription on the label of a wool cardigan "Caution, may cause hipsterpes"

by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011