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Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass
Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.
by Flamingecko November 20, 2020
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Butt lickin teste face

A derogatory term used for one who is being extremely gay/annoying, and cant be around.
Chris you fag get the hell away from me you Butt lickin teste face

Jimmy if your gonna be a Butt lickin teste face im gonna beat the shit out of you
by Jointtokes August 29, 2009
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Butt Licker

A childish insult. Used for people you think are dumb, assholes, shit cakes, and that you altogether think are anooying and dislike. Can also be used as Butt Lick
by princessbuttlicker July 30, 2010
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butt licker

Backhanded term of endearment for a cat, based on the fact that they spend a lot of time washing and are often seen with one leg in the air, licking their butts.

Could also be used for a dog, though cats are more notorious butt lickers.
When calling your cats for feeding time: "Come and get it, you little butt lickers!"
by advs December 14, 2008
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butt licking

The act of licking ones anus. Also Anilingus.
-Hey Derp, I have been butt licking that fine ass bitch since yesterday.

-Good for you. Hope you wash your teeth after you do that shit....
by galantjunior December 29, 2015
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butt licking machine

A machine that licks your butt for you so you don't have to. It also works for licking your homo freinds ass, or for licking your dog's hairy ass.

It was invented by your mom!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!
Yo what up dawg my name is g-pizzle on yo nizzle, fo' shizzle. My freind just bought his homeee a butt lickin' machine from yo momma a'ight. You piss of you horse P.I.M.P.!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!
by butt licker for president '08 February 28, 2005
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Butt licking

When a person knows a politician they support is lying and then pretend the politician is being truthful.
-"Donald Trump is a stable genius" -"Stop butt licking".
by Darth Mercur May 24, 2019
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