Brostitute: Acting as a "bro" at any time or at any request. This is the most loyal form of being a bro.
Guy1: Hey bro, can you pick up some chocolate for me? I wanna impress a chick.
Guy2: It's almost midnight, but..sure bro, what kind?
Guy1: That double-sized box at that other walmart like 15 miles away.
Guy2: Dang, that's a bit away, but don't worry..I got this.
Guy2 is an example of a brostitute.
Guy2: It's almost midnight, but..sure bro, what kind?
Guy1: That double-sized box at that other walmart like 15 miles away.
Guy2: Dang, that's a bit away, but don't worry..I got this.
Guy2 is an example of a brostitute.
by Aresdos February 26, 2014
Get the Brostitutemug. : A male belonging to the YOLO demographic being forced to sell their body to support their freewheeling lifestyle.
: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.
: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.
"Dude, we're out of cash and stranded in Nicaragua! We're going to have to turn to brostitution!"
"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."
"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."
by Tillibum May 13, 2014
Get the Brostitutionmug. a guy who only pretends to be a bro in hopes of receiving some sort of benefit (usually booze, women or money)
Guy 1: who the hell was that guy you were smoking with last night?
Guy 2: Agh, I have no idea man, I reckon he was just another brostitute
Guy 2: Agh, I have no idea man, I reckon he was just another brostitute
by CannibalPLK December 5, 2014
Get the Brostitutmug. Lizzy wanted me to come out but so did Jimmy so I picked Jimmy being a loyal brostitute, sticking to the law of brostitution.
by Naomi.nt July 7, 2017
Get the Brostitutionmug.