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Valentine's Day Break-up

When two lovers break up on or just before Valentine's Day. Usually over money, sexual frustrations, or because they don't feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine's day(Love holiday) worthy. Pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! Also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. Attention Valentine's Day Break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.
Valentine's Day Break-up example 1:
"How was your Valentines Day?"

"John broke up with me."

"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."

Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:

5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."

"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"
by BLOodyValenTINE666 February 12, 2010
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Break up with your girl day

Break up with your girl day happens on March 4
He broke up with me on break up with your girl day
by Joshthecoolkid March 5, 2022
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Break up with your boyfriend day

The day she crushes your fucking heart
Hey it’s national break up with your boyfriend day
by Sidhchsuxjhxvs November 12, 2020
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national break up with your gf day

break up with her
yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her
by ok sis October 5, 2021
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national break up with your gf day

break up with her
yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her
by ok sis October 5, 2021
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National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.
her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
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