bonified

The act of being boned and then feeling satisfied.

Dude, yesterday I totally boned miley cyrus, it was awesome.

Really?

Yeahhh, it was great.

Did she like it?

Well I knew she did when she said, " Omg, baby you left me bonified.

by melissa675893 February 16, 2010

bonified

a state of excitement...comes from the root word boner

He was bonified about the great party he got invited to.

by Sasha December 24, 2004

bonified

to explain that you have a boner.

"Dude im bonified right now!"

by SuperBang69 May 25, 2009

bonified

stuck up, nasty, full of yourself

"Did you hear what she did! Oh my god, what a bonified bitch!"

by underthesun03 April 14, 2006

Bonified retard

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

by TSEngineer July 12, 2009

Bonified Boner

The most real boner you can get

"Megan Fox is hot."
"Definately, she's given me a bonified boner."

by Phate007 July 10, 2009

bonified

Simple past and past participle of bonify (to convert into, or make, good)

Ulysses Everett McGill : I am the only daddy you got. I'm the damn paterfamilias.

Wharvey Gal : But you ain't bonified!

by John Bonified January 30, 2024