Bodarious

Awesome in every way possible. Some people would say he is bodacious, but in actuality bodacious changed it's spelling to fit him. Bodarious' are usually vastly intelligent, beyond your wildest dreams. They usually also come up with the best stories known to man kind. You do not want to argue with a Bodarious, he will most likely shit all over you... with words. Bodarious' are ALWAYS sexy, they ALWAYS have large johnsons, and they ALWAYS fuck your girlfriend.

Kevin: Bro, did you read part 2 of Bodarious' story? That shit with the Rhino was fuckin' crazzzyyyyy
Bam: Yo dawg, I'm waitin for the book on tape on tha real.

Female: I want inside Bodarious' pants sooooo bad!
Female2: Bitch please, I can tell you from experience that you won't be able to handle it.

by Bullet Tusk Roger June 22, 2011

bodard

s. v. 1. A rat shaped man 2. An abnoxious fuck-up that fails at teaching history and geography . Bodard can also be used when describing constipation and/or diarea.

OMG! he is bodarding the crap out of him.
look a bodard, he looks like the rat in the attic

by bodardFTL January 18, 2009

Bovarian Barking Spider

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.

Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*

Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*

Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!

by Short Fat Hung Ginger September 26, 2012

bovary

One of which has character yet which is not true in actual practice.

The man strolling through the meadow encountered a frightening bovary individual.

by Matt Ac October 10, 2005

bovarian

A fat German woman.

From the English bovine and, of course, Bavaria, the southern province of Germany.

Did you see Jody's new girlfriend? She's a real bovarian!

by In Google We Trust March 29, 2005

bovarchy

Government by cows.

AHHHHH!!! The bovarchist's are coming! The bovarchist's are coming!

by Cornelius von Schleigonsteinburg September 7, 2003

Bovarian Napkin

The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.

If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!

by Perkins Crew June 23, 2009