Blowtard

Amalgamation of "blowhard" and "retard," most thoroughly personified by Governor Rick Perry of Texas.

Did you hear what that Texas Governor Rick Perry said about global warming being a hoax to line the pockets of scientists? If not you'll undoubtedly hear it again, that blowtard loves the sound of his own voice.

by tikk August 23, 2011

blowtard

A chick that sucked so much dick she became a retard
OR
Someone that's soooo bad at giving head.

"She seems a little slow", NO, she is a Blowtard.
"Does she ride the shor bus" NO, she rides a lot of cock.... she is a Blowtard

by Kalanii August 19, 2006

blowtard

A Guy that or girl Sniffs Cocaine and acts retarded ,Or a Gay guy Or girl that is addicted to giving Blow jobs.

Chris Cocker sure is a hot Blowtard! Or that Blowtard sniffed up all our Cocaine .

by www.myspace.com/Blowtard1 February 13, 2008

blowtard

Bloviating Retard

Keith Olbermann is a Blowtard, see:
www.olbermannwatch.com

by Bobby Mc October 11, 2008

Blowtard

someone who knows little about perverted things and porn but pretends they know it all.

person 1: William said he knew what a dildo is but wouldnt say what is was! haaha!
person 2 : yea. what a fucking blowtard!

by audrilove April 18, 2009

blowtart

1: Another way to call a person gay or a whore

2: a person who is sexually attracted to pop tarts.

1:Bro stop being such a blowtart.
2:I'm done with this job your such a blowtart, I quit

3: I Once had a girlfriend who was a blowtart, so weird

by It's easy April 18, 2016

blowtart

1: a person who is sexually attracted to pop tarts

2: another way of calling someone a gay-whore, or Gaylord

1: bro stop being such a blowtart
2: I had a girlfriend who was a blowtart so weird

by It's easy April 18, 2016