Text Blitzkreig

Texting someone the same text about 50 times in order to make them think they are popular/ break their phone.
texting someone "Text Blitzkreig" 50 times
by rodgstar June 16, 2010
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anal blitzkreig

Ramming that bitch harder and faster than the London bombings in WWII. Hitler's tactics used on a female's anal canal.
Damn, that anal blitzkreig left her in cinders if you know what I mean. ;)
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