Blayde

Blayde's are a unique species. So rare they may may never find another with the name of Blayde. Often anti social, they rarely go out of their homes or their shell. They have an addiction of stealing others tupperware and food, so it is best advised when meeting a Blayde to be cautious. Blayde's often have long philosophical rants about existence and have the power to see 64 versions of themselves from alternative dimensions. Blayde's have a dark past and possess cynical minds but still possess an interesting but tasteful sense of humour despite at times being the big sad tm. The Blayde is lonely, but in search for love, often the third wheel in a group of friends. This is due to his unfortunate nature of thinking of interesting conversations after the moment has passed, leaving him in utter turmoil. He breaks into song constantly, in particular about how 'lonely' he is and hugs the ghost of Stan Lee for comfort. The Blayde is quite intelligent but can be quite sassy and pretentious about such, claiming he does not need to take any notes for any of his classes. He often brags about how many dead people he knows in battle to prove he is sadder than you. Blayde's often are fans of video games and cartoons, and get emotional when listening to Rebecca Sugar. Blayde's despise images of himself, and will do anything in his power to avoid having a photo taken, but will gladly photobomb.

Blayde-"aLl bY mYsElF"
Person- "Who is singing? It must be a Blayde."

Person- "I want to see your chuppa chup."
Blayde- "Context."

by sadbutrad_104 March 13, 2019