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The big bang theory

Horrible sitcom made for 'intelligent' people, but really, you only need a high school diploma to understand the jokes.

People who read xkcd and think they're clever for understanding it will love this.

Has the worst laughtrack imaginable.
Sheldon: My new computer comes with Windows 7.
Audience: Laughs so hard that they cough up blood.
Sheldon: Windows 7 is much more user friendly than Windows Vista.
Audience: National reserves are called in to contain the sheer amount of laughter.
Sheldon : I don't like that.
Audience: 6 are pronounced dead by suffocating themselves with laughter.

A real sketch from the big bang theory. The clip is on youtube.
by combineelite November 30, 2010
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Big Bang theory

Kyle:want to go watch the Big Bang theory dude?

Jake: yea, totally bruh
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big bang theory

The belief that God banged a woman and 9 months later, our universe was born from the massive vagina. Also a compromise for the battle of Science vs God. In this compromise, no one is wrong.
"I thought God promoted abstinance."
"No man, obviously you haven't heard of the big bang theory."
by inco_nto September 22, 2009
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The Big Bang Theory

A famous, funny TV show starring Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, and Johnny Galecki about a group of nerds and their antics.

The name describes the show accurately, there are a lot of people having big bangs with each other.
by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014
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big bang theory

The name of an orgy containing more than 10 people, it was the best thing in the world hence the nerds adapted the name for creation of the universe(what they thought to be the best)
Yo bitch lemee show u my big bang theory, round up ur hoe chearleaders
by YO MY HO February 24, 2003
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The Big Bang Theory

The theory that if a woman had sex with an guy who is ok at sex right after having sex with a midget, the sex will be even more amazing with the next normal guy. The big bang theory also has a sub theory that you must divide the seconds of sex by the midget's age and multiply that by two and add the number of the normal guy's age to get the "Fucking Density".
The Big Bang Theory explains the "Fucking Density" which is as follows:

30-midget's age
35-normal dude's age
500-seconds of sex with midget

500/30 x 2 + 35= 68.34

68.34 is the "Fucking Density" in this case.
by TheBestColombianDude October 9, 2009
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Big Bang theory

A hole lot of sh*t attempting to make learning fun sheldon or shelly is just a 6 foot guy whom doesn’t understand sarcasm and is only there for comedic affect.
You know you love sheldon and you got hard when Howard was talking about sex or anything sexual whent on screen 14 year old boys

The Big Bang theory. Is good
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