bean juice

a fart accompanied by anal leakage

I thought I had a hemmoriod! Biy was I relieved that it was only bean juice

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

Bean juice

The seed contained in a man's ballbag. More commonly known as ejaculate

Ellen: Where's your girlfriend?
Mark: Dumped. She only wanted me for my bean juice.
Ellen: Well, it is in high demand.

by Pootytang86 April 24, 2016

human bean juice

Another term for blood. Used by Rorschach in the graphic novel Watchmen.

(Pointing to a blood stained button...)
Nite Owl: "What is that, bean juice?"
Rorschach: "Yeah, human bean juice."

by ozymandius113 April 25, 2009

dirty bean juice

Coffee

Dirty bean juice gets you stoked in the am.

by KingSalami1313 June 28, 2021

Happy Bean Juice

When you make a mix of coffee beans, sugar, and water to make the Happy Bean Juice. It also is known as Zoom-Zoom Juice

Guy 1: Hey man you want some Happy bean juice and go on a jog and do some cocaine.
Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU KILL MY HUSBAND.

by PhoNyo May 02, 2020

good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.

Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee

by skidsstars October 10, 2018

magic bean juice

Caffeinated Coffee if it’s decaf, it’s not magic.

Drinking magic bean juice keeps me in a good mood and also keeps intrusive thoughts away.

by WolfPoet December 17, 2023