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a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet
Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."
by smohr March 3, 2011
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This can’t be real..

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A question being used when in a situation where it feels like a dream, or when the person saying it is in denial. They say it to try to reassure themselves
Doctor: Your sister died.
Person: this can’t be real..
by Idontthinkimokanymore February 21, 2023
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Be Real

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Being real with yourself and to all reality.

The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.

When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.
Exxx. 1
Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.

Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
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Exxx.2

Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!

Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
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Exxx.3

Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.

Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.
by Be Real Bitch December 16, 2008
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Be Real

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Being real with yourself and to all reality.

The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.

When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.
Exxx. 1
Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.

Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
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Exxx.2

Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!

Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
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Exxx.3

Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.

Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.
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Exxx.4

Angela: Hey, build me this doghouse and I'll take you to Katz's.

Dillon & Josh: Be real biotch, if you were only so lucky...........pwnd.
by Rality King December 16, 2008
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gay be real

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a footballer who pullls baree tingaa
friend 1: *plays football and pulls tings*
friend 2: ayy ur a gay be real

smd
by ur daddy sugar June 16, 2022
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me when something is unable to.be real
this can't be real :skull:
by artixzy October 15, 2021
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When something unfortunate that’s out of your control happens to you or someone else.
Guy 1: My girl cheated on me with a Spanish nigga bro.

Guy 2: It really be like that sometimes.
by Keykonday May 24, 2018
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