Bumaxxing

A conflicting play on the term ‘looksmaxxing’; bumaxxing is the act of being as lazy and nonproductive as one could be, but doing it in a way that makes it seem productive/impressive.

“It would genuinely take you less time to get up and use the bathroom than to find an empty water-bottle amongst the sea of trash on your floor.”

“You wouldn’t get it, I’m too busy bumaxxing.”

by Reveillez December 10, 2025

bathmaxxing

when a man shits, urinates, jerks off, and eats a snack all while sitting in the bathtub

i can’t wait to go home from work and do some bathmaxxing

by WyattReederJake January 13, 2026