band nerd

A put-down insult used by the untalented people who cannot play instruments intended to somehow "lessen the glory" of the talented, skilled people, but the put-down somehow fails to work every time, contrary to "orch-dorks", a put-down aimed at orchestra people which works every time.

Person 1:"Hey, you're a band nerd!"

Person 2:"Umm, okay weirdo, at least I'm not an orch-dork like you."
Person 1: "Ohhhh that hurt!"

by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno May 25, 2010

Band nerd

Someone who is obsessed with band (and wants everyone to know it). A band nerd is usually obnoxious about being in band. They have nothing else going on in their life. Don’t confuse this with someone who tries hard in band or a regular member of a school band.

He’s such a band nerd that’s like his only personality trait

by chicken strip joe April 10, 2020

band nerd

a person with no school activities other than band. A person who talks obsessively about the band and the directors. Usually wears fog dog musicwear shirts and makes odd noises saying it is music. They like to congegate in groups and talk about band. They are usually never alone out of fear of rejection and never wonder far from the band hall they also are very nasty closet freaks in large numbers on the band bus where crazy things happen.

I was like totally in the band hall and the director told me to play higher and then.

by ak March 3, 2004

Band Nerd-Faker

Somebody who played in the elementary school band, where it was something everyone did, but was one of those kids who drop it after 1 or 2 years. However, they stay in band anyway because their crush is a band nerd.

Did you hear about Alli? She's only still playing the saxophone just because Aaron is! What a band nerd-faker!

by BananaMilkshake December 19, 2008

Band Nerd Herd

Whenever a group of band kids get together for a massive nerdy orgy. Involving the tuba players staying on bottom, being the base for everyone else's sweaty bods. Usually started from the band kids taking a chexmix.

Wow, that band nerd herd was off the chain. Our drum major really conducted our sex noises well.

by The Treble Maker April 26, 2014

Band Nerds

Nerds who are commonly known for blowing. (IE. Trumpets, ect.)

"Haha, dude, my girl's one of those band nerds!"

by IE. True Informer December 28, 2015

band nerd

A kid in the school band who is a try hard. They're always in the band room, where it is their second home. He/she is always first chair in the state band and tends to be the Teacher's pet.

Kid: Oh yeah did you hear? Julian, Steven, Jiayao, Luisa got first chair again

Kid 2: Oh what a surprise. THEY DO THIS EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. What a band nerd they are.

by bandnerdinband March 24, 2020