Baking a cake

A phrase used to explain sex- ed to small children in a classroom setting.

Mother: When two people love each other veeerry much, they kind of do this thing--
Kid: Do they start baking a cake?
Mother: Yes...uh, no....uh...shut up.

by headbakers<3 August 3, 2009

Bake a cake

Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.

Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.

by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015

bake a cake

It means to take a shit. The first I heard of it was from a Cheech and Chong comedy album.

Gina, I often bake a cake in the morning, right after coffee.

by Enik January 22, 2005

bake a cake

the act of fellatio

Betty baked a cake for Barry last night.

by larry January 1, 2004

Bake a cake

“Bake a cake” refers to a sexual favor to ones spouse.

Michelle you have to do something, why don’t you bake a cake.

by ur2nice2b October 17, 2012

baked and caked

To get high as fuck and bust a fat nuton someone’s face.

“Hey girl want to get high and cummed on”

“You mean, baked and caked”

by AyyItsYaBoi August 22, 2019

bake a cake

To flirt with your boyfriend and/or girlfriend on the phone, and be overly sweet to them.

V. Being overly sweet to said bf/gf on the phone.

Jim- Where is Bob?

Rick- Oh he's just left to bake a cake with his girlfriend on the phone. Man, he is sappy when he's around her.

by playa42343 April 30, 2008