by Brett C. S. April 07, 2008
A girl who, while not a douchebag herself, hangs out with, sleeps with, and/or dates d-bags at d-bag bars, insisting that they're the best/most fun. You know, like a fag hag, but with horrible douches instead.
Greg: Is Jan coming out to the SuperCoolAwesome Bar tonight?
Bobby: No, she's down at that FratCrapShack... again.
Greg: Damn, why's she gotta be such a d-bag hag?
Bobby: No, she's down at that FratCrapShack... again.
Greg: Damn, why's she gotta be such a d-bag hag?
by The Chemicals July 30, 2009
When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.
Female version of manspreading
Female version of manspreading
"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."
by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016
a new level of being hagged. When you become a shell of a human and are not worthy of the life you currently posess.
Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.
Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.
by king slut fuckery January 11, 2008
by Blakeub December 14, 2007