Bumf

(n) One who is extremely awkward, but at the same time extremely lazy. One that doesn't move fast and would rather not move around.

"Why don't you come play B-BALL with us Mike?"
"Don't bother asking him, Mike is a true bumf."

"Did you hook up with Jon last night?"
"No, we started talking and he such a bumf."

by thatsme111111 October 19, 2009

Bumf

Weed, marijuana; noun
Smoking, getting high: verb

"Yo you tryna bumf" "Peep this bumf"
"I just bumfed" "Can I buy some bumf?"

by Aidan Glover July 20, 2021