Belt-Bustin' Justin
Fat dipshit who constantly breaks belts.
He goes to fat camp, also know as "pioneer camp"
He spends his free time eating out Blakes mom.
He also volunteers for different charities, like "Lets Fuck War Amps Day BUDDY!"
If you attempt to call his BBJ, he may pull out a 'shank' on you. And threaten to curbstomp you and beat you with a bat, even though you know he's just a joke.
He'll offer you birthday sex.
He can't smoke without getting pissed off at you.
He can;t drink without getting pissed off at you.
He can'tbe sober without getting pissed off at you.
He hits on little girls and goths.
He'll kick you out of your shed, even though you were planning on leaving because you can't stand his stupidity.
FUCK BUDDY!
Memorable quotes:
"hey, you know what's good? Birthday Sex"
Innocent creeeped out respondent: "no, it's not BBJ"
"I triple heel-flipped 9 decks buddy!"
"I didn't do shit with that girl buddy!"
(Upon being asked about him fucking Artemis, the goth girl, nightly)
"I like SOAD,and have U2's new album"
"He's just angry 'cause i turned andrew punk!Buddy"
"FUCK CHEW BUDDY IM NOT NATIVE"
"FUCK YOU! I love 'em!"(Random person said to him, Dude, Dead Kennedy's aren't even that good)
"I can't even sleep in the same bed with him anymore"
"ME and patrick are so close he was in the shower while i was trimming my pubes"
"That song is about the american prison system!" A Song by System of a down, where they say, 'They are trying to build a prison'
What an idiot.
He's so fucking fat.
And has slanted eyes.
Wears sueded sneakers.
Thinks he's punkrock.
Is fat.
Fat dipshit who constantly breaks belts.
He goes to fat camp, also know as "pioneer camp"
He spends his free time eating out Blakes mom.
He also volunteers for different charities, like "Lets Fuck War Amps Day BUDDY!"
If you attempt to call his BBJ, he may pull out a 'shank' on you. And threaten to curbstomp you and beat you with a bat, even though you know he's just a joke.
He'll offer you birthday sex.
He can't smoke without getting pissed off at you.
He can;t drink without getting pissed off at you.
He can'tbe sober without getting pissed off at you.
He hits on little girls and goths.
He'll kick you out of your shed, even though you were planning on leaving because you can't stand his stupidity.
FUCK BUDDY!
Memorable quotes:
"hey, you know what's good? Birthday Sex"
Innocent creeeped out respondent: "no, it's not BBJ"
"I triple heel-flipped 9 decks buddy!"
"I didn't do shit with that girl buddy!"
(Upon being asked about him fucking Artemis, the goth girl, nightly)
"I like SOAD,and have U2's new album"
"He's just angry 'cause i turned andrew punk!Buddy"
"FUCK CHEW BUDDY IM NOT NATIVE"
"FUCK YOU! I love 'em!"(Random person said to him, Dude, Dead Kennedy's aren't even that good)
"I can't even sleep in the same bed with him anymore"
"ME and patrick are so close he was in the shower while i was trimming my pubes"
"That song is about the american prison system!" A Song by System of a down, where they say, 'They are trying to build a prison'
What an idiot.
He's so fucking fat.
And has slanted eyes.
Wears sueded sneakers.
Thinks he's punkrock.
Is fat.
BBJ was trying to skateboard, and fell over, and broke his belt.
He also broke his belt while playiong hackysack.
And broke a stool, 'cause he's so fat.
"(insert random stupid incident performed by justin here), yeah he's a fucking idiot"
He also broke his belt while playiong hackysack.
And broke a stool, 'cause he's so fat.
"(insert random stupid incident performed by justin here), yeah he's a fucking idiot"
by cadaver, December 01, 2005
Dude I totally got the best BBJ last night. That bacon was so delicious I almost jizzed in my pants.
by vinimack720 April 06, 2009
by RSR July 23, 2005
by BBJgiver December 12, 2010
Belly button job. Your body part of choice, whether it is finger, toe, or chode, is forced into your partner's belly button. Strange sounds may arise due to intense tickledge of the navel. Imagine the Pilsbury Dough Boy, it's quite the rush. It's known as the new 5th base.
by K-Sliice July 19, 2009
1. a big fat hippie
2. a really annoying or stupid person
3. a song made up by little kids that don't know anything
2. a really annoying or stupid person
3. a song made up by little kids that don't know anything
1. (IM convo)
gurl1- hey what's up?
gurl 2- I am so mad. I saw this bbj walkin down the street. That's not what was annoyin me. He tried to steal my money.
2. You are such a bbj!!
3. I saw my sister and her bffs makin up this bbj.
gurl1- hey what's up?
gurl 2- I am so mad. I saw this bbj walkin down the street. That's not what was annoyin me. He tried to steal my money.
2. You are such a bbj!!
3. I saw my sister and her bffs makin up this bbj.
by coolperson785 July 05, 2009
Pronounced: "Bee-Bee-Jay"
Definition: An acronym for Big Booty Judy, describing a fine woman with a phat behind.
Definition: An acronym for Big Booty Judy, describing a fine woman with a phat behind.
by Bbjforlife October 26, 2016