Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.
Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.
Also, it is a mormon wedding.
Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.
Also, it is a mormon wedding.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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"You and me going out clubbing tonight! How's that sound?"
"Excruciatingly painful."
"God, you're such a baby seal."
"Excruciatingly painful."
"God, you're such a baby seal."
by reasonable_idiots December 19, 2025
Get the Baby seal mug.n. an argument in which you are arguing for the heck of it and may actually be against what you are arguing for. It originated in England when a girl named Anna became heavily involved with her friend Helen in an argument about whether it was ok to kill baby seals by smashing their skulls with hammers in Alaska because they had been eating the fish of the village.
" The nice woman from greenpeace was involved in a heated baby seal argument with me yesterday at the bookstore telling me that global warming is not a problem whatsoever and should be ignored. We lauged it off."
by mother superiour October 25, 2005
Get the Baby Seal Argument mug.One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.
Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?
Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.
*Andrew hits baby seal*
Me-Looks like you went oob there.
*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*
Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber
Me-Have it your way...
*hits hippy and seal*
Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.
*Andrew hits baby seal*
Me-Looks like you went oob there.
*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*
Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber
Me-Have it your way...
*hits hippy and seal*
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
Get the baby seal clubber mug.by dietrash May 24, 2021
Get the baby seal in french mug.As in clubbing baby seals to death.
by princeofd 666 June 3, 2016
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