August 5

Yungblud's birthday 💗💗

What day is today (August 5) ?
Its Yungblud's birthday.

by Idfknidfc November 2, 2019

August 5

National Boyfriend Day Part 1

Treat your boyfriend good on August 5 b*tch

by Someones Father That Left Them August 4, 2021

August 5

National suck boobies day
Just go grab the nearest girl you can find and suck some boobies.
Best shit you can do!

„I‘ve never sucked boobies before, what’s it like?“
„That’s the best thing you can ever have In your mouth, it’s august 5. go do it!“

by Sisisigb August 2, 2021

August 5

August five is international shower sex day.

-I never had shower sex yet, is it good?
-Good? Cant even define it, tomorrows august 5, you should try it out!

by LordAncom April 18, 2020

August 5

National use a cheesy pick up line day

“Hey girl you so hot you make the devil sweat”

“That was awful”

“Well it is August 5th”

by thescrunckles August 4, 2022

August 5

A depressed girl, that looks Chinese. Peroidt!!!!

Person- What’s wrong with her??
Person 2- Oh she was born August 5
Person-ohhhh that makes sense now

by Her her November 5, 2019

August 5

If you are born on August 5 then man, i gotta break it to you, you DUMB.

Person 1: Hey whats your birthday?
Person 2: Oh its august 5.
Person 1: Damn u dumb.

by myuglyass11 November 2, 2019