Ass Bag 

The Frat Boy that doesn't realize he's now 42, single, over weight and Spring Break ended a long time ago.

Person 1: How about those Jets?
Ass Bag: How about your mom?

Ass Bag by IndiGirl September 19, 2009

ass bag 

Keith Robinson

Don yelled at Keith, You're a fucking ass bag!!

ass bag by baby huey September 25, 2003

ass bag 

a person who resembles a ass n looks like an old bag...if the appearence doesnt match...you can still be an assbag if your a gay dirty hoe

wow danielle is such an ass bag for gettin her belly button pierced with a corn poker!!!!(her parents used during sexual intercorse

ass bag by bob hastle February 23, 2004

Ass Bag 

A funny nickname that will stick well for anything or anyone that is a dick

Ass bag is a michal but to be more certain it's a Michael Collins

Ass Bag by Tit=tight March 28, 2017

Ass Bag 

a Stupid overbearing loud dense person

I.e. a diaper

Jack is late for work again and yells at every one else for being late he is such an ass bag.

Ass Bag by Your Heniness March 28, 2019

ass-bag 

Originated at Kennedy Middle School in Florida. It is a generic insult, used to replace the already common, "asshole", and "bastard". Basically, someone who is just a bag of ass-ness.
Also can be considered a mixture of "asshole" and "dousche bag"

Get the hell away from me, you ass-bag!

ass-bag by Kr3nz April 30, 2004

ass-bag 

1. (adj.) one who resembles an ass; one who is ridiculous in their logic

2. (adj.) a complete and total idiot who should have the shit kicked out of them, but repeatedley escapes said punishment

You are such an ass-bag!

ass-bag by Ninny & Robyn November 11, 2006