National Ass Clapping Day

August 30th. A day when women with junk in the trunk post pictures and videos of their asses while twerking.

Sara: Did you know it's National Ass Clapping Day?
Lilly: OMG! I need to post a video of myself twerking in a thong!

by BodyHottie August 30, 2015

National ass smacking day

April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.

Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard

by EatShitDonaldTrump43 April 11, 2018

National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 13, 2020

Send ass pics day

Celebrated on October 28th, send ass pics day is a national holiday in which the recipient of a screenshot of this post is required to respond with an ass pic as per U.S. Federal Law.

Person 1: *sends screenshot of post*
Person 2: *sends ass pic*
Person 1: I love Send ass pics day.

by United States Supreme Court October 28, 2020

fat ass appreciation day

on july 13 we take our friends with fat asses and celebrate them. we all strive to be like them so why not take a day to appreciate them

is tomorrow july 13?
HELL YA ITS FAT ASS APPRECIATION DAY

by francismikay October 28, 2019

Fake Ass Friends Day

You Expose and drop a pic of friends who acted/were fake asf on Oct.15

Guess what it's Fake Ass Friends Day.. I gotta lot of bitches to post

by Babygurll.jaee October 08, 2019

National ass slapping day

On the 6th of April every year you need to slap a girls ass to celebrate the holiday

Daam it’s national ass slapping day and that girl has a nice ass

by Yoboycam April 05, 2018