anustheologist

a doctor who worships assholes.

That cyst on your ass kind of looks like Jesus. You'll need to see an anustheologist.

by rloge April 22, 2019

anesthesiologist

The incompetent doctor trading stocks and drinking coffee in the lounge while nurse anesthetists do all of the actual patient care. The worse doctors and the best nurses go in to anesthesia.

Has anyone seen the anesthesiologist? No on has. He’s asleep in the lounge.

by BoneSurgeon July 4, 2019

Physician Anesthesiologist

An overpaid medical personnel trained in the art of solitaire, day trading, and autographing CRNA anesthesia plans. They specialize in job creation such as the anesthesiologist assistant, a position that provides them endless job security.

They proudly promote the mystic math of their members only club and substitute reality for their own.

Next time you are on your way to surgery, wave at the physician anesthesiologist in his office as the CRNA begins to administer the anesthesia.

by GeoChris March 14, 2019