Ants On A Log

The best sexual position ever. The female lays on her back while three guys mount her. One guy sits on her and has sex with her vag, while one sits up and titty fucks her, and the last guy sits up and fucks her mouth.

"hey, what'd you do last night after you left the party?"

"Me, Jared, and Taylor, gave Sara the best ants on a log known to man-kind!"

by taybaby da prince October 12, 2008

ants on a log

1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."

After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.

by smcdo December 24, 2008

ants on my log

When you spread your erect dick with peanut butter, line up a few raisins on it, then receive a blowjob.

I can't date Jenny; she has a peanut allergy, so we couldn't put ants on my log.

by Apple Bottom Genes August 24, 2011

ants on a log

A snack made of celery with cheez whiz spread on it and raisins stuck onto the cheez whiz.

Mom: I thought you kids might be hungry, so I made ants on a log!
Kids: Yum, thanks mom!

by krut December 16, 2006

Ants on a Log

When someone skeets on a turd. Looking similar to the childhood snack.

"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."

by HERR WyWy February 6, 2025

Ants On A Log

When someone poops on a cock and it resembles little bitty ants on a big ol' log.

"yeah that chick was crazy, she totally gave me ants on a log"

by BradyHater/Raper/69 October 3, 2025