average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged.

Driving on an interstate highway in about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw that the woman driving was getting an average Nebraskan. and looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.

by lake_huron November 21, 2022

average Nebraskan

The act of being finger blasted whilst driving a vehicle.

Just pulled past a beat up Toyota on the road, driving and swerving.

When I pulled past the driving was getting an average Nebraskan so guess that explains it

by Bill bones November 21, 2022

average nebraskan

Getting fingerbanged while driving a car

A "I was driving down the E45 and saw this guy just straight up fingerblasting his girlfriend"

B "Oh so he gave her the average nebraskan?"

by DeadHeadChefDude November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

the act of getting fingerbanged while driving

I gave my wife an average nebraskan on our way to Lincoln.

by below-average-nebraskan November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged.

While driving to work I looked over and saw an Average Nebraskan in the car next to me.

by ragingclaw November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

When a female is driving and getting finger-banged at the same time by her passenger.

I looked over at the car next to me and the woman driver was receiving an Average Nebraskan

by Big 'ol Dumpy November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

The Average Nebraskan - the manual pleasuring of a woman driver via hand.

"Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger giving the driver the Average Nebraskan, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident."

by Singamingalerts November 21, 2022