American Airlines 

The DMV of Airlines. American has no shame when it comes to wasting their passengers time. They book so many flights that if a plane lands early it will have to sit and wait for its scheduled arrival time because they wont have a gate available to accomodate it. Baggage takes longer than any other airline with an average wait of 25 minutes after arrival but sometimes as long as an hour. American doesnt try because they think theyre "too big to fail" and they know there will not be a shortage of customers who want cheap flights.

Im glad American Airlines got my baggege out before I passed away from natural causes.

American Airlines by Faymkonzi June 13, 2018

American Airlines Halfway House 

An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.

I sat on the tarmac in Chicago for two hours only to end up in in an American Airlines Halfway House

American Airlines Halfway House by HeloPilot July 16, 2021

American Airlines Halfway House 

An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.

I sat on the tarmac waiting to go home, and ended up in an American Airlines Halfway House.

American Airlines Halfway House by HeloPilot July 16, 2021

american airlines 

If u show us a united airlines ticket we’ give you a free first aid kid

Omg look what your doing to him. What are they gonna do drag me off. American Airlines is much better

american airlines by 6377372882$3)3) October 6, 2018

American Airlines 

The only airline with 0 repeat customers. Just fly delta if you don't want to either die or fly them later after the worst experience of your life anyways.

Welcome to American Airlines, this flight will leave you, umm, let's just say a "Changed person"

American Airlines by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

american eagle airlines 

The commuter airline branch of American Airlines that mainly flies from its main hubs to smaller cities.

Man, we flew from LAX on a nice ass 757 but when we got to Miami we got thrown on one of those shit ass american eagle airlines atr 72 to fort myers.

american eagle airlines by bigjt November 26, 2006

American Eagle Airlines 

American Eagle Airlines is a brand name used by American Eagle Airlines, Inc. (formerly Simmons Airlines), based in Fort Worth, Texas, and Executive Airlines based in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in the operation of passenger air service as regional affiliates of American Airlines. All three airlines are wholly-owned subsidiaries of AMR Corp. Currently operates the ATR-72,CRJ-700, and ERJ-135/140/145

I flew on an American Eagle Airlines ERJ-135 from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport to John F. Kennedy International Airport

American Eagle Airlines by studentpilot August 21, 2010