The act of sexually assaulting a woman with the intention of making her pregnant. Usually occurs in a U.S. state which has essentially taken away a woman's right to make her own decision about if and when to reproduce.
"Look at that cute baby I don't have to raise or pay for you've got there. Did someone Alito you, Honey? Praise the Lord! It's in the Bible y'know!"
by destroyplutarchy July 31, 2023
Verb: General: To hide behind your wife. Political: To dodge credible accusations of behavior that is emblematic of your personality and legal track record, by blaming your spouse for an action that you would ALSO be responsible for. Fictional: To feed your wife to the zombies as you run away screaming.
"I'd love to Alito my wife for the stench, but everyone saw me eating the oysters."
"As the White Walkers approached, I could have defended my family, but instead I Alitoed and ran."
"As the White Walkers approached, I could have defended my family, but instead I Alitoed and ran."
by Barleymash May 21, 2024