Port Alberni Docking

When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.

We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.

by CarrieWhite January 9, 2015

alberni

sexy spanish bitches, of whom, used to be pirates

'oh look it's an alberni'
'dayum they so hot'

by rawrrawrrararawr December 26, 2011

alberni jacuzzi

when a girl pisses in your ass as you fart into the steam

last night jody gave me a massage and we cooked up an alberni jacuzzi

by dustycluster September 12, 2022

Alberni stove piping

The act of making people think you enjoy stove piping.

Mark enjoys Alberni stove piping so much, “is it really homosexual if it’s just the tip” mark says to himself. He sure hopes the crew knows!

by ThatDoctor January 23, 2026