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Aiken, SC 

A retirement place for old folks. Lots of golf and lots of horses for horse lovers. A place where hopes and dreams come to die. There isn't much to do or see, and the Aiken Mall (it's more of a hallway than a mall) is mostly dead, Books-A-Million is what keeps it barely alive.
It has things for old folks to do and things for very young children, but not much for teens and young adults. No big buildings over two stories high and a lot of people there are proud to be Southern. In some places in Aiken, it's like living in the 1960's. Lots of Southern Baptists and religious people too.
Person 1: Dude, I have bad news...
Person 2: What? What's wrong?
Person 1: I have to go to Aiken, SC to visit my Great Aunt June for a whole week.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, here take some of my things so you have something to do there.
Person 1: Thanks man, you're the best! *bro hug*

Person A: Hey ya!
Person B: Hi...
Person A: I'm from Aiken, SC. Where you from?
Person B: Augusta, GA...
Person A: Lucky! You guys have a real mall and things to do!
Person B: Haha, yeah
Aiken, SC by Blaze P. December 24, 2013

aiden schell 

Really gay and thinks he knows dirt bikes but he rides a 110 and he is 3 feet tall and wishes he was 3 feet in your mom. His head is as square as a box , he tries to get girls but can only get guys!
Why are you choking on my cock your being such an Aiden Schell
aiden schell by Gay tards May 6, 2017

aiden samples 

aiden samples, aka "bitchass" as maya calls him, is a meanie that harasses maya for chocolate chip cookies
?: hey maya have u beat aiden samples up yet?
maya: sadly not yet but ima get his bitchass
aiden samples by maya alle June 8, 2020

Aiden "Squire" Roddnis 

A term used to describe simple minded and greasy haired males that live on the outskirts of several, negatively populated towns / cities around England.
That bloke is an Aiden "Squire" Roddnis he is.

aiden stewart 

Aiden Stewart didn’t noticed that he was being ignorant.
aiden stewart by Globe Master July 28, 2019

aiden saul 

A faggot who takes in in the ass so hard the dick comes out his mouth and wraps around his neck
That kid is such an Aiden saul
aiden saul by Weezy123099 January 27, 2015