Action Figure

A doll for boys (and sometimes even grown men, no joke). Don't ever let anyone try to fool you that action figures aren't dolls. There's no real difference besides the title.

"I'm looking for a Han Solo Action Figure"
"Oh so you're an adult who plays with dolls huh?"
"I SAID ACTION FIGURE!!! IT'S NOT A DOLL!!!!!"
"Okay, would you also like a Princess Leia doll to go with Han?"
"STFU!!!!!!"

by Space Wrangler July 31, 2021

action figure

the adult synonym for the word "toy"; as done with confidence, and without humiliation.

and little Debo said to his mom, "its not a TOY, its an ACTION FIGURE! Get it right mom!"

by thesilentrebel February 4, 2012

action figure

Female code word for vibrator or dildo

With my husband out of town and the kids gone, last night I had to break out my action figure.

by cainmenace August 22, 2016

action figure tan

when one's arms are way more tan than their torso due to over use of tank-tops and other sleeveless apparel, so their arms are left looking like they were freshly attached.

I was trying to get rid of the tan lines from my t-shirt, but i was left with the ever embarrassing "action figure tan."

by lopemastergm July 4, 2008

mold an action figure

to take a crap.

I will be in the bathroom for a while cause I have to mold an action figure.

by agentbunny November 1, 2010

action figure butt

when you can see a womans panty line well defined through her tight clothing which resembles an action figure doll.

action figure butt,

booty panty line

by paulyfatfingers June 1, 2011

Action figures

GI Joe, GI Jane, Gigolo Joe, GI Jew (the one that says "you're still a prick" to any anti- Semite that pushes a button on his back, GI Junkie syringe sold separately.

Cop- Dolls? Not spending much time with the ladies huh, was that supposed to come off?

Hacker- No, but GI Junkie is worth more without the arm the syringe was stuck into, so thank you for that. Don't you know anything about action figures?

by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022