abe lincoln

when you jizz on your partner, (or unconcious friends) face and then proceed to shave off yours or their pubic hair and apply it to their semen covered area, thus resembling a beard. to add to the "abe lincoln" effect, then take a large dump on their head to reveal the form of a top hat.

That bitch sam gave me a hefty turkish hammer so i knocked the muppet out and proceeded to give him the abe lincoln look

by Shem Clarke October 2, 2006

abe lincoln

When a black chick is giving you head, and after you blow your load you say "You're free to go."

I gave that bitch a bit of the ol' Abe Lincoln last night.

by John Cocks February 16, 2007

The Inverse Abe Lincoln

Occurs when someone's pubic hair is intentionally trimmed, usually while this person sleeps, and applied to their face using semen as a bonding agent.

Joe: "Hey robby, Did you hear about anthony?"

Robby: "No, what happened"

Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."

Robby: "Eww, Gross!"

by Pirate Suite October 9, 2006

Abe Lincolned

To get one tapped in the back of the head.

Damn bro smoke just Abe Lincolned Ash.

by SaximusPrime April 23, 2020

angry abe lincoln

A combination of the Abe Lincoln and Angry Dragon. When getting head and nearing climax, shove your cock into her throat, making the cum and her cough come out of her nose. The cum will run down her upper lip and chin. Proceed to throwing your saved stash of shaven pubic hair onto her face, creating a full beard. She will probably be pretty damn angry when she wakes up.

Roni will get the ol' Angry Abe Lincoln sometime in her life.

by Got patron in my cup October 19, 2006

modified abe lincoln

we all know and love the abe lincoln - cumming on an unconcious (either by drinking, or donkey punch) girls face, trimming her pubes, and giving her an abe lincoln beard.

The modified abe lincoln is the same thing, only a hitler moustache.

check out the modified abe lincoln i gave the passed out girl in the basement.

by rezombied November 5, 2005

abe lincoln

First, you shave your girl's cooter(save the pube cache). Go to town on that nicely shaven mound and when you're about to blow, pull out and splatter it on her chin, then sprinkle her shaved pubes onto her face, like you're tar and feathering her.

I gave Anne the old Abe Lincoln last night. I broke my leg jumping off the balcony making my escape.

by Rusty Ford March 19, 2007