Starfish on a Turkey

Unique or unexpected.
Can be used in a complimentary, insulting, or generic way.
Generally it is used to convey a level of awesomeness.

A starfish on a turkey is not a common sight and so this phrase should not be used lightly. It is used in moments of extreme surprise and overwhelming awesomeness.

"I don't mean to be rude, but you look like a starfish on a turkey." (Interpreted as a complement, your looks are surprisingly beautiful.)

"I was not expecting that book to be so good, it was like a starfish on a turkey" (Only proper if you expected the book to be horrible and ended up being amazing beyond words.)

"Boo!"
"STARFISH ON A TURKEY! You really startled me!"

by glamacitingessenya March 28, 2013

Having Sex With A Turkey

Having sex with an inexperienced partner.

She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.

by swope the bird man November 28, 2013

Spanking a turkey

Killing time

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey

by OWL76 March 29, 2025

national save a turkey day

November 23rd your supposed to save a turkey in your dreams

i saved a turkey from a dragon on national save a turkey day

by gn dhncgnb November 22, 2020

Shoot a new turkey

A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.

Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.

I really hate moving, but you just gotta shoot a new turkey, ya know?

by slippy frog September 20, 2014

Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

by Mojaz July 20, 2018

STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.

David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024