heave a havanah

To take a crap similar in shape and form as a Cuban Havanah cigar to pinch a loaf

Dude where's your crapper, I gotta heave a havanah this minite.

by captkerk June 11, 2006

heave a havanna

crapping out a turd resembling the shape of a havanna cigar.

The man asked the host for directions to the bathroom, because he had to "heave a havanna".

by Phil McCrevus August 24, 2007

heave a bail

to excrete fecal matter from one's anus, mainly a large, intact, and commonly painful, peace of feces.

Joe was on his way to the show, when he realized he had to heave a bail.

by Eric Daniel Johnson August 6, 2007

I haven't a fuck to give.

When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.

"Easter was last week..."
"I haven't a fuck to give."

by 87 vaginas January 15, 2009

Haven't a notion

Term used to explain that your just not gonna do it!

Teacher:right david,do ur work an be quiet!
David:miss,I Haven't a notion.
Teacher:get to the principals office.........now!
David:Haven't a buck apes notion.

by Jonnysheridan January 6, 2008

I haven't got a Salomon

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.

A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"

by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009

Haven't spun for a while

When you get that initial hit of sweet Mary Jane, and you've hit too much, too fast. Then you reminisce on the last time you spun.

Oh, cool. The wall is on the floor. Haven't spun for a while.

by Ceds June 3, 2017