Rule 1701

One does not fuck with Captain Picard, ever. Or they Die

Someone posts that Picard has died on 4chan. This is a breakage of Rule 1701, therefore, you die.

by animasdk September 15, 2009

Rule 1701

Not only is there fanfiction about everything but nearly all of it is crap.

The reboot of Tomb Raider proves the veracity of Rule 1701.

by Ostercy Janson De Couet September 7, 2011

Rule 1701-A

Don't Mess with ANY Captain of the USS Enterprise, particularly Capt. James Tiberius Kirk. doing so is an INSTANT and immediate death sentence

Person 1: Kirk didn't know what he was doing in Command of the Enterprise, he even destroyed it, TWICE!

Person 2:*takes a gun out, shooting person 1 fatally* Rule 1701-A jerkwad, you do NOT mess with Kirk

by Blades4119 May 14, 2010