Cringe Lord: Omg, hiiiiiii!π½π»
Me: uhh... Hi?
Cringe Lord:
How are you?
Me: Good, how about you?
Cringe Lord: Oh, my day has been perfect! πΈπΊ Wanna hear the latest gossip?πΉ
Me: Uhhh... No thanks.
Cringe Lord: Ok, so I heard Sarah is dating Jim!πΉπ½ They are
absolutely adorable! I've been waiting for them to get together!π»π½β€
Me: Ok, cool
Cringe Lord: Also, did you hear that Bobby is GAY!?!! ππ»
Me: ...
Cringe Lord: Too bad, because he was SOOOOOO cute!π»πΏ Don't you agree?π½
Me: Uh, no. You're giving me a headache.
Cringe Lord:ππ’πΏπΏπΏ
Me: STOP USING THOSE DAMN EMOJIS! THEY'RE CRINGE!
Cringe Lord: They are not cringe πΏπΎ
Me: they are
Cringe Lord: No, they are not! They're cute!! See? πΊπΈπΉπ»πΌπ½ππΏπΎ
Me:
Go fuck yourself...