Habbo Babies

A teen about 15/16 (or older) on Habbo hotel that waist their time dressing up as little babies that mums can adopt thinking they're cute - DON'T FALL FOR IT.

Watch out for baby-looking habbos that speak like: Ewwo how aw wuu?.

BE CAREFUL - SOME ARE MORE THAN HABBO BABIES
For example, Habbo Babies might walk into your or another room - That isn't an adoption!

**EXAMPLE 1**:
(Baby comes in)

Baby: Ewwoish

Non-hc girl: Aww can I adopt you please?

Baby: Nwoo Mwe Nweed Bwetter mwummy. Mwe Nweed HC mwum

Non-hc girl: Okay then

Baby: (to Hc girl) Cwan Wuu Awdopt mwe pwease

Hc girl: Okay then sweetie

Baby: Yway! (FURNI! I'm getting furni)

(At home)

Baby: Mwummy me need fwurni

Mum: No (Kicks baby)

**EXAMPLE 2**:

Baby boy: (goes up to Hc girl) Will Wuu Adwopt mwe pwease

Hc Girl: No Bobba off

Baby: *Gwets'Lwady'to'look'into'eyes'and'hypnotize'her

Baby: Will wuu adwopt mwe NOW?

Hc Girl: Yes'My'Sweet'pea. I will be your slave and mum

(Picks up baby and hugs) <<< DUN DUN DUN! :o

Baby: Cwan wuu gives me swowm cweds?

Mum: Yes my little pumkin of a son

(Trades and puts 500 creds in box)

Baby: Mwummy wure the best

Mum: No you are

(Gives more creds)

Mum: Now those 246 collectables I have...

**EXAMPLE 3**:

(In adoption)

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAA

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Baby: WAAAAAAAA

Hc girl: Whats the matter

Baby: *Lwookies awt lwady wieth bwig ewes*

Baby: Will wuu adopt mwe

Hc girl: NO I NEED A HC BABY OKAY?

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA

(baby Whispers to hc girl)

Baby: I will kweep twying two add wuu and 'Waa' untill wuu adwop mwe

Hc girl: Okay then hunnie

Baby: YWAY

(at home)

Baby: mwummy iwts mwy biwthday!

Mum: Happy birthday *Gives birthday cake*

Baby: Wat? Nwo Pwesent?

Mum: No you can't expect me to

Baby: I'm gwoing bwak two adwoption mwe nwo lwike wuu

(At adoption)

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA

Hc-boy: Whats the matter dahlin

Baby: mwe have no mwummy ow dwaddy

Hc boy: I'll adopt you

Baby: Yway Owk

Hc Boy: And if its your birthiday - heres 34 creds

(A week later)

Baby: (pretend to be older) Im leaving dad

dad: Why

Baby: I got creds, Im hc and thats what i came her for

(Leaves and deletes as friends)
by Beautiful176 April 22, 2009
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People who go on Habbo who dress up like a baby and talk with too many w's in their words. Hang around Adoption Centres looking for a (preferably) HC rich 'mwummy' or 'dwaddy'. Sad losers with no lives.

UNIFORM:::

HAIR: Girls: Two pigtails

Boys: BALD.

TOP: Hoodie, ANY colour. Please don't ask WHY they wear a hoodie.
BOTTOMS: Shorts or a miniskirt
SHOES: Bunny slippers

I usually deal with them by

a) being incredibly mean to them in the adoption centre or b) being all nice in the adoption centre, taking them home and torturing them.

NOTE: Do NOT attempt to comprehend the Habbo Baby language without an expert at hand.
EXAMPLE A) (See above)
Habbo Baby: -TwoddleshOverTwoohPwettyWadyAndSmwilesh-
Me: -steals shoes, bangs baby's head on the wall and slaps-
Habbo Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Cwies Icklesh Hweart Out-
Me:Get a life, loser
Habbo Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Then I get banned from the room. Oh well-its worth it >:) haha)

Example b)

Habbo Baby: Hewwosh
Me: Oh hi hunny!
Habbo Baby: Will woo adwoptesh mwe?
Me: Of course!Accept friend request.
Habbo Baby: Yay!
**AT MY HOUSE**
Me: -shaves ur hair off-
Habbo Baby: waa ur hurting mwee :(
Me: Shut up! -cuts a slit in ur leg-
Habbo Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Me: Pathetic! -slaps-
Habbo Baby: Mwummy I hwave swomefing twooh twell wooh, and its swo swad I dwont knwow hwow twooh sway it :'O
Me: What?
Habbo Baby: I dwont wantesh twooh bweeh wur chwild any mwore:'( Bwecwause wu hwurt mwe and bweeh mween twooh mwe :'(
Me: SAD!?!?!? That's the best news all day! Good riddance! -craps on u and chucks u in2 da gutter with all the green slime-

These experiences actually HAPPENED to me,believe it or not! Stupid habbo baby noobs
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They Are So OMG!
They Are Fun To Be
But Do They Have To Come Into Your Rooms When it Clearly is NOT A Adoption Room.

And they Add w's to everyword :S.
Habbo Babies Are like 15 In real and acting there shoe size on a Pixel Game

Like this : Exsample of Habbo Babies

( Baby Enters My Room )
Baby:Pwease
Me: Please What?
Baby: Adwopt Mwe.
Me: Does This Look Like a Baby Adoption
(Baby stands at gate to come into my bit~)
baby:Lwet Mwe Iwn
Me:No!Why u Being a Stupid habbo baby for
( baby gets kicked )
by Chelsea..x.. May 24, 2008
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Habbos on Habbo.com who pretend to be babies. Most people hate them because they think they just want to scam you out of credits and furni. Usually talk with a lot of "W"'s in their sentences, probably because they think it makes them look cute.

Classic uniform
Boys: Hoodie of any color, hat, shorts, and bunny slippers
Girls: Hoodie of any color, pigtails (Any hairstyle you see on a baby) a skirt, and bunny slippers or flip flops
Habbo Babies: Enters adoption and sits down
Habbo Girl: Walks up to babies Hi. Can I adopt you?
Habbo Babies:Owkay (Okay)
Habbo Girl: Sends a friend request Now follow me.
At home, does mother stuff, while Habbo babies do baby stuff
by Writermike March 10, 2010
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