Tizer Tory

A person (in the UK) who continuously votes against their own interests. Specifically, working class people who vote for Conservatives. Despite doing so, they are too stupid to realise, even when it is pointed out to them, with responses typically saying, "I'd rather be poor than vote for them". They usually share similar DNA as those who voted "Leave" (see Brexit), have photos of men holding fish, and also pebble dashed images of poppies. Also related to the "Gammon".

Met Gary down the pub last might after our shift in the warehouse, said he couldn't vote for Corbyn, so voted for Tory. He's such a Tizer Tory.

by Berty Bumflaps January 7, 2023

rage and tizer

an abbreviated term used for a beverage and appetizer

Hey man, after work you wanna grab a rage and tizer

by D.H.3 January 16, 2008

trucker tizer

the urine filled bottle chucked from truckers cabs!

thats not an energy drink? thats trucker tizer

by twistedlemons July 14, 2015

DERM 'TIZER

DERM 'TIZER (n.) is a phonetic spelling for the phrase "them appatizers." The phrase is intended to be loudly pronounced in a gritty southern accent, preferably in conjunction with a chorus of likeminded snack-enthusiasts.

Gon' on down da'creek'ahav'is'um DERM 'TIZERS.

by TIZER July 24, 2013