Located on the far went side of Milwaukee Wisconsin is a city by the name of West Allis. Formed in 1906, West Allis is the 7th largest city in Wisconsin and the mayor’s name is Jeannette Bell. West Allis has two huge high schools, West Allis Central and Went Allis Hale. West Allis is a great place to live if you are young, starting a family, or getting ready to retire. No uppity pricks in this city though. Most people think of West Allis as “white trash”. In all truth we just keep it real. We work hard and we play hard. Kids from the age of 16 to 18 will cruise HWY 100, from age 21 and up you can find many places to get your drink on at, such as Stacy’s, Magoos, Ben’Os, Club Paragon, Las Pamas and The Dirty Martini are some of the more known places. Any whore form “Stallis” is known as a “stoe” (Stallis hoe). If you are form Stallis you get offended real easy by anyone who calls your city anything but West Allis or Stallis. We take pride in being born and raised here so we don’t take shit from anyone trying to put us down. Many people respect some of the smaller celebrities from this city. There is the Prince of Stallis Neal Steffek who has spent his 31 years in the city drinking at almost every bar. Jeffery Dahmers parents lived in Stallis. Olympic speed skaters Dan Jansen and Chis Whitty are also from Stallis. West Allis is also the home of the largest Professional Wrestling company in Wisconsin, Mid-American Wrestling. The events used to be held at the Knights of Columbus on 92nd but had to move in part of politics in Stallis.
person1) Where did you get that black eye?
person2) I got in a bar fight in Stallis.
person1) Figures.
person2) I got in a bar fight in Stallis.
person1) Figures.
by Milwaukee's Best June 29, 2006
Short for the City of West Allis, also commonly called Dirty Stallie. Place where Johnny V's, never forgotten high school football memories, small dive corner bars, and unlimited fast food reign.
Commonly high school sweethearts stay together in fear of the outside world. Lifers are quite common. State fair park and ride to Summerfest is almost an event for a lifer. The Polish style Bungalow with the occasional duplex is lining almost every street along with the stench of lost hopes and dreams for these folk.
Commonly high school sweethearts stay together in fear of the outside world. Lifers are quite common. State fair park and ride to Summerfest is almost an event for a lifer. The Polish style Bungalow with the occasional duplex is lining almost every street along with the stench of lost hopes and dreams for these folk.
Person 1 :"Yeah man, I'm from stallis! Person 2: Ouch!
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Person 1: "Lets go to Johnny V's after we hit up heartbreakers and MaGoos"
Person 2: I'd rather not!"
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Person 1:
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Person 1: "Lets go to Johnny V's after we hit up heartbreakers and MaGoos"
Person 2: I'd rather not!"
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Person 1:
by staree April 08, 2005
Known as West Allis, in Milwaukee County. A very diverse working class community. Which seems to be stuck in a time warp of the 80's and 90's, that coupled with a metropolis of trailer parks, makes it the highest concentrated city in southeastern Wisconsin to see the mullet hair cut. Which in fact has been seen on both the male and female citizens of "Stallis".
Dude, I was in Stallis the other day at the Painted Parrot talking to this hot chick, when out of nowhere! I was thrown out of the bar by three dudes with mullets wearing wife beaters. WTF!
by 186 mph May 09, 2010
Stallis is a lifestyle. Can be used as a verb, an adjective, or a proper noun. Also reference to a Stallion, one who is born and raised in Stallis. Most Stallions are lifers and thus can be found crusing the high school parking lots when class gets out to pick up underage Stallions. Can be used to add emphasis to terms such as mullet, highway 100, Johnny V's, State Fair, park and ride, and Western Days.
Verb: "He Stallised through school, but at least he was an athlete. But now he's a lifer."
Adjective: "His Stallis mullet makes me swoon."
Noun: "I'm from Stallis, but I'm a little classier, I went to Hale."
Adjective: "His Stallis mullet makes me swoon."
Noun: "I'm from Stallis, but I'm a little classier, I went to Hale."
by StallionforLife March 10, 2005
A city in Wisconsin that actually is West Allis but people call it Stallis because they are too lazy to pronounce the whole thing. One of three cities that the infamous Highway 100gos through.
by Jeffious April 24, 2004
Slothful beast chiefly found in the wetlands of South Wales. Sightings are rare due to the sheer length of time a stally spends asleep. Can become overanimated with exposure to alcohol
by PandimusPrime March 08, 2004
Stallis is the common name for the city of West Allis. It is a suburb west of Milwaukee. Stallis residents, or Stallions can be found participating in many different activities which include: drinking natty light or busch light in their garage, watching nascar, working at Citgo, or involved in a domestic dispute. Male stallions can be identified by their disheveled appearance, soft pack of Kool cigarettes rolled up in the sleeve of their plain white t-shirt, presence in a garage during all hours of the day, and well-worn knuckles used for spousal abuse. Female stallions can be identified by their curly, 80's style hair-dos (with or without bangs, generally with), poor speaking, disdain or ambivalence to education equal to or greater than that of male stallions, and general lack of redeeming qualities. A stallion female will JUMP at the chance to marry any male who has either a) no children, or b)a high school education. Male stallions who meet both criteria are considered unattainable by the average Stallion female. All Stallions are given a free 1993 Pontiac Grand Am or 1995 green Dodge Neon upon moving to the city.
Stallion #1: "Hey Ron, when you gonna put them rims on that sweet Grand Am you got? You gotta stallis that up!"
Stallion #2: "Just as soon as Debbie gets back from the grocery store with dat natty light I sent her out for."
Stallion #1: "Natty light? You springing for the good stuff today huh?"
Stallion #2: "You know it ol' boy. And my ol' woman best be home soon, lest she wants that black eye to have a twin."
Stallion #2: "Just as soon as Debbie gets back from the grocery store with dat natty light I sent her out for."
Stallion #1: "Natty light? You springing for the good stuff today huh?"
Stallion #2: "You know it ol' boy. And my ol' woman best be home soon, lest she wants that black eye to have a twin."
by Paul wheelwasher April 16, 2008