Shit

Means poo or can be that was such a shit day it’s mostly used to describe how you feel

Hey bro I need to take a shit

Or
That day was the most shittest of shit days

by justtosmart March 15, 2020

Shit-bucket

Someone who absolutely cannot do anything right. They're very slow at accumulating things (especially simple things).

''I told you to pour the gallon of water into that tub! Shit-Bucket"

by Freshlikeda March 22, 2021

Shit Chat

Talking via IM or text while taking a shit. A chit chat, while you shit

I dont think she realized I shit chatted with her

by iokua84 March 8, 2017

Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.

OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!

by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017

bully shit

Someone who is winning in life

- Bro, Mark had a car when he was 16! He might as well be 18 frrr
- Damn, he’s on his bully shit

by Itz_coollayo June 3, 2022

Shit the Kilt

The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.

Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.

by MightyQuin78 April 23, 2021

Shit sue

The incorrect way to spell shih tzu

Daisy: Is your dog a shit sue?
Hannah: No, she’s an ewok.

by Norma’s Mom December 20, 2020