Your dad is mine

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by claireisadilf June 17, 2021
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Today is the day you tell your crush you like them! (If they don’t like you, they’re trash) jk, but don’t waste your time in them if they don’t!
Hey Chris, I need to tell you something

Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!
by Cap138118 May 06, 2021
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I'm skin your ass

The person is implying that they are the skin on your ass
I'm skin your ass and make myself a new fur coat
by Cheezeemcgee October 07, 2016
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Send your ex nudes day

February 15, a day when you should send your former significant other naughty pics or snaps
by Slowpoker February 10, 2024
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Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.
Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.
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where’s your body

When someone is so white you can’t see them. It is also very disrespectful to say and is indeed racist
Susan:I’m white
Danarde: I know your so white where’s your body
by Haych47 February 14, 2018
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