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The worst thing in existence, and should honestly be a punishment for crime
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Shanghai High School International Division

Shanghai High School International Division=SHSID=Study Here, Sleep Is Deprived

One of the most prestigious schools in Shanghai.

Positives: The school is ginormous, the facilities are top-notch (ice rink, anyone?), and you can choose from up to 20 sports for PE. The IB program is one of the best in China, with 10% of students getting a full score of 45. Similarly, the school pumps out Ivy League acceptances. The fact that it is more Chinese than other international schools means there's not a lot of problems with bullying and underage drinking/smoking/vaping compared to other schools.

Negatives: The school is extremely Chinese for an international school, with 90% of the population being Asian. They are also very conservative, and prefer downplaying scandals before actually addressing the problem at the roots. The students here are very stressed bc teachers don't understand that students cannot do 3 hours of math homework every night. And it's funny how little the school teaches vs how hard the tests are. Without a tutor, you're screwed.

Oh yeah, forgot the GPA deflation. And how all the previously mentioned Ivy Acceptances are often hoarded by 1 person, though the school wouldn't tell you that.

But despite all these downsides, the students have an odd pride of being there. All in all, despite all the complaining the students does about their own school (and all the fantasizing they do about SAS), they ARE proud to be there.
John: "Which school are you in?"

Adam: "SHSID (Shanghai High School International Division), why?"

John: "Damn, you're such a nerd!"

Adam with a 3.4 GPA: "Yeah, thanks, I guess..."
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School

School: six crappy hours of our lives
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School

School is what we call: a nessessary burden. You have to do school so that you aren"t dumb, but it takes forever and is pretty boring. Go to school kids.
"Ugh I have to go to school today."
"At least I made a friend at school, that's what makes it kinda fun."
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School

A fun place filled with all of your friends and where u can go to learn

school is a great way to have fun and be a complete weirdo.

but, i could be wrong. because i am a homeschooler. i saw all the other definitions tho. it looks pretty fun!!
i went to school today
it was great
my teacher told us about the big bang and how the earth is 20 zillion years old
by 13y,o,homeschoolerallwronng October 25, 2022
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Bagley middle school

Welcome to where Mexicans and Country kids mix. We got shitty food Shitty teachers but a few which are ok themselves.

We got weed and vapes for sale. Watch out for kids beacuase this school has over 1000 kids. This school is shaped so weird with some of the weirdest kids that look like they just came out of a meth lab.
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private school syndrome

an illness affecting millions around the world, with symptoms such as stuck-up behaviour, entitlement, superiority complex, and a narcissistic personality as a result of always getting their way, not providing for themselves/using daddy’s money, and/or rebellion and thinking that everything revolves around them. no consideration to people around them and in half of the cases massive conservatives/tories.
“did you hear that girl who smashed up her new birthday car because it wasn’t blue but black?”
“she goes to the private school down the road, you can tell she has private school syndrome.”
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