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Two can dan

An inmate who smuggles 2 cans of chewing tobacco up his rectum at a time
Eewww, don’t put that in your mouth, it came from two can Dan.
by A1fromdayone November 9, 2025
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Danned

Overcomplicating things. Overthinking it for no reason!
The instructions were absolutely Danned with unnecessary jargon that nobody could follow them. I think they were Danning this.
by NotDan123 November 19, 2025
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Dan

The Ballad of Dan the Man from Bhutan

He’s Dan the man from Bhutan
He joined dryland where he ran
With his dog named Stan
And his claw hand in his

mit-tan which were cian.

Dan the man is very tan
And he eats spam straight from a can
Or satees it in a pan.

Dan the man is a real math fan
He’s in a band where he likes to jam
In his favorite vans.

Plus he has a plan

To stay at NBS where he’s a part of our clan.

He likes crayans and don’t worry, he’s human.
person: Your my friend named Dan the Man from Bhutan!

Story teller: There was once a man named Dan from Bhutan, who was very Tan, and he had a dog named Stan, and we hope that he stays of NBS, becuase we are all happy as a Clam
by YourfavDan November 20, 2025
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Dan Time

The act of telling someone a specific time for a specific task, thing, or event but never being on time
He said he will arrive at 1pm but I am sure it is dan time so he will arrive 5pm
by nubito November 27, 2025
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